Famous Last Words


February 9, 2010

Hey all! Just wanted to let you know, the page is on it's way.^^ It'll be here late tonight.

~Madsniper

80 Comments:

Anonymous aSpacemanIAm said...

Woo!

Stschyl:
I.... I got nothin...

(continuing game from previous blog)

February 9, 2010 11:18 AM  
Blogger Slade said...

Yay! Page, we like pages!

proneoni: those for neon as opposed to antineoni, those against neon.

February 9, 2010 11:50 AM  
Blogger Kimber Grey said...

Yay!

February 9, 2010 12:32 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

I'm going to blame this on the snow...

February 9, 2010 12:54 PM  
Blogger Crypticorb said...

Cool! I likes new pages... Having a good week, school's cancelled, my packages arrived, AND White Noise is updating, all in one day!

The only downside of my life is that I have to do all the cooking for three guys for all of february, cuz my parents are on vacation. :/

Oh well... my word's "chowplod", no idea what that means.

February 9, 2010 1:03 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

School closed already? Was that school for today, or school for tomorrow?

Also, easy, no-hassle cooking for guys: Frozen pizza.
} ; = 8 P

Nongr: A non-verbal vocalization that is opposite to the non-verbal vocalization 'gr.'

February 9, 2010 1:24 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

And so the spam begins.... >_<

February 9, 2010 4:33 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Ze spam! It comes for us! Quick, everyone hide behind this pane of glass!

dibeteru: the act of dying better than you.

....at this rate we're going to create a new encyclopedia...whose idea was this again?

February 9, 2010 10:01 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Hey, I didn't start the game, I just spread it to this blog.
} ; = 8 )

You should see some of the made-up definitions, etc. on the blog of sci-fi author Dr. Brin.

Dimpine: A coniferous tree of sub-average intelligence

February 9, 2010 10:13 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Hey, I didn't start the game, I just spread it to this blog.
} ; = 8 )

You should see some of the made-up definitions, etc. on the blog of sci-fi author Dr. Brin.

Dimpine: A coniferous tree of sub-average intelligence

February 9, 2010 10:13 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

D'oh! Double post again! >_< I'm blaming this one on it being past my bedtime...

February 9, 2010 10:14 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

I'm blaming it on my definition.

obioutd: a large flightless bird that resembles a half-plucked turkey.

February 9, 2010 11:15 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

Meh, as always, just take your time, Snipes. It's not worth rushing to do something, thus taking the enjoyment out of it.
Plus, the people who are impatient need to realize that the internet is a vast place and there is sure to be something out there to entertain themselves while you toil away. And look, there's something there! Swedish porn. Just what everyone needs!

The verification thing kinda started when I mentioned that mine was funny, then Ilithi suggested we play.
Mine is "stfuz," which I take it as "Shut the f*ck up, zombies!"

February 9, 2010 11:57 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Zombies!? Where? I'm hungry!

holuel: a misrepresentation of 'all is well' that stuck.

February 10, 2010 1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

new page =) cant wait

February 10, 2010 3:31 AM  
Blogger madsniper said...

STFU zombies!! Nice one, Diem, I loled. XD

Aww, I didn't get a word verification since I'm signed in. *pouts*

Anyway. As you may have noticed, the page still isn't done. >_> I think I still am not getting it done tonight, even though I've worked all day on it. I do not know what I am doing wrong. 0_o I mean, how does the Phoenix Requiem chick update 4-6 pages a week when I can't get one, simple, cell shaded 4 panel page done in two weeks!!! RAAAR! MADSNIPER MAD!! MADSNIPER SMASH!!!

Anyway. I'm still workin at it. >_> I hope to get it done by tomorrow, guys, but I have to finish a freelance bit first. *crai* If I had a super power, it would be super speed.... Or perhaps time-stoppage.

February 10, 2010 6:29 PM  
Blogger madsniper said...

(BTW, I killed the spam)

February 10, 2010 6:30 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Snipes, it's called not having much of a life beyond that.

That, or they stole the plans for the time-generating device I have been working on... >.> (having long since given up on building a time-travel machine).

Incom: An under-payed salary, on which you pay incom taxe.

February 10, 2010 8:59 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

Sarah also does the art for Dreamless, too. o.o;;

She has a killer buffer, that's why. Plus she's Australian. That answers everything.

Enfint: an elephant infant...? o.o;;

February 10, 2010 9:26 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Yeah, I think Phoenix Requiem concentrates almost exclusively on the webcomic and little else with the random exception of the occasional trip or something to that effect.

priogs: the original Prius version that ran using clockwork cogs.

February 10, 2010 10:17 PM  
Blogger Wolf said...

Ummm, To come to Sarah's defense here, I have been reading her since Inverloch... I am pretty sure she upload the pages from work at around 9am her time (other side of the dateline from me)... So she does have a life outside of the comics.
But I believe she also keeps a buffer. So that if she pushes like mad for an update, it is still at LEAST the update beyond the one you are seeing....
But that said, THIS is a great comic, I love it! Take the time you need. But if life ever presents you with a chance to make a buffer, that is how they are doing it... By not stressing about tomorrows update.

February 11, 2010 6:55 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Updating at 9am is easy to do, if you've been working since 9am the previous day to make a new update.
} ; = 8 P

Now, I'm not very familiar with Phoenix Requiem (I've read some of it, but didn't get hooked enough, or had too many other distractions to go through the whole comic), nor the author, but isn't she one of the people who have managed to make that her 'day job', or something like that?

February 11, 2010 7:47 AM  
Blogger Wolf said...

... No, she does not work full time on her comic. That was my point. From her own page: "She currently resides in Queensland, Australia and works in IT."
She has a normal job.

February 11, 2010 2:26 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

I like my answer the best. ;p

Habbiash

Um... yeah.

February 11, 2010 9:12 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Like I said, I'm not very familiar with PR. I was under the impression that she was doing that as something like a day job, but then, I've read so many web-comics, regularly and in passing, it's easy to get the ones I don't follow religiously mixed up... /shrug

I still have a sneaking suspicion that my experimental plans for a time-generating machine were stolen, though... >.>

February 12, 2010 11:54 AM  
Blogger Wolf said...

That could well be. You can only hope they were stolen by a future version of yourself. Then all might still turn out to your benefit.

February 12, 2010 12:28 PM  
Blogger madsniper said...

Sarah does a page in 4 to 5 hours. A full blown, painted, gorgeous page. In 4/5 hours. No one is attacking her here. She is like a webcomic goddess. She does those amazing pages so fast that I'm sure she does have a social life.

February 12, 2010 7:00 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

And she's an excellent tour guide too. I visited Australia this past fall and she directed me to some very nice places in Sydney.

February 12, 2010 7:11 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Strangeglove said...

*sits on the edge of seat in anticipation for the next page of White Noise*

February 16, 2010 7:08 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

*is hogging most of the rest of the seat*
} : = 8 D


Orkerla: An orcish delicacy containing curled toenails fried in baby fat.

February 16, 2010 7:37 AM  
Blogger Dr. Strangeglove said...

*Shoves Ilithi Dragon off of the chair and hogs the computer screen all while muttering "My precious..."*

February 16, 2010 9:34 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

*lands on the floor with a loud crash*
} : = 8 |

*yanks the chair out from under Dr. Strangeglove*

Corch: A vicious krogan beverage that is described by krogans as "getting punched by a YMIR Heavy Mech while an asari commando twirls your insides with a biotic finger." Consumption by humans results in their liquefied internal organs leaking out of their posterior orifices.

February 17, 2010 6:04 AM  
Blogger Crypticorb said...

CATFIGHT!

READY? GO!

Wait, what are we fighting over again?

meticro: a very small version of the metric system.

February 17, 2010 7:33 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Haha! I have the chair! I have the chair! *runs off with the chair*

} : = 8 D



Squid: waaaitaminute.... <.<

February 17, 2010 8:12 AM  
Blogger Slade said...

....given that drink commentary I do declare I'm not the only one playing too much Mass Effect.

*summons invisible wall in llithi's path*

I guess you're never too old to roleplay.

robesi: a heavy pleated robe worn during the monsoon season.

February 17, 2010 9:11 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 are awesome!

*has Garrus use Concussive Blast to break through the invisible barrier*

February 17, 2010 10:05 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

(P.S. I ABSOLUTELY HATE SANS SERIF FONTS!!!! Because upper-case I and lower-case L both look exactly the same. THE WHOLE POINT OF SERIFS IS TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LETTERS!!!

/pet peeve rant)



Franc: .... the hell? What's with Captcha giving me real words for a change?

February 17, 2010 10:18 AM  
Blogger Diem said...

::pulls up her own chair and a bucket of popcorn to watch the fun:: Om nom nom nom.

Ropnemen: Men that go "ropne" in the night.

February 17, 2010 11:52 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

POPCORN!!!

*dives for the popcorn*

February 17, 2010 12:14 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

*holds up frying pan in lillthi's path, smiling benignly*

Well we can't have it all, and yes, the Mass Effect series is awesome.

mismsm: msn's little sister

February 17, 2010 12:28 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

PHYSICS IN ACTION!

550kg dragon traveling at ~13.5 mps
3.63kg cast-iron frying pan at rest

v1 = u1(m1 - m2) + 2m2u2 / m1 + m2

v2 = u 2(m2 - m1) + 2m1u1 / m1 + m2

where

m1 = mass of dragon

m2 = mass of frying pan

u1 = velocity of dragon pre-collision

u2 = velocity of frying pan pre-collision

v1 = velocity of dragon post-collision

v2 = velocity of frying pan post-collision

v1 = 13.5(550 - 3.63) + 2(3.63)(0) / 550 + 3.63

v1 = 13.5(546.37) + 0 / 553.63

v1 = 7375.995 / 553.63

v1 = 13.32 m/s

v2 = 0(3.63 - 550) + 2(550)(13.5) / 550 + 3.63

v2 = 0 + 2(7425) / 553.63

v2 = 14850 / 553.63

v2 = 26.82 m/s


End result: Dragon's velocity is reduced by ~0.18 m/s, frying pan's velocity is increased by ~26.82 m/s.

In laymen terms: With a loud CLANG, the dragon continues moving without visibly slowing, and the frying pan goes flying across the room at twice the speed of the dragon.




Yes, I'm a physics major. } : = 8 D

February 17, 2010 12:56 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

(P.S. I didn't bother to account for relativistic effects, because I was only using two significant digits, and at the velocities and masses involved, the effects would not have been noticed.)

February 17, 2010 1:00 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Well you've got me beat then I'm afraid....how about I try this, a kinetic mass driver cannon firing a tungsten rod projectile at the speed of sound along an intercepting plane.

On a side note: Sniper get back here, we're losing our minds apparently!

February 17, 2010 1:25 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Slade, 2 or 3 dimensions? No, scratch that. Would only need to calculate for 2. Also, the speed of sound in what material at what density?

February 17, 2010 1:51 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Also, what is the mass of the cannon round?


P.S. I lost my mind three and a half centuries and six lives ago...

February 17, 2010 1:52 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Well considering what a conventional tungsten round can do to a tank...somehow I'm not entirely certain that it matters how it hits you.

eurse: when a eunuch curses you.

February 17, 2010 4:30 PM  
Anonymous aSpacemanIAm said...

I feel there's an 'air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow' moment approaching... I'm probably wrong though.

hamphisa: occurs when a hamster (or similar rodent) enters a state of higher consciousness

February 17, 2010 4:34 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

African or European? And are we talking modern swallow, or the extinct kinds that grew to be the size of house cats? (oh god I wish I were joking)

hanglop: finding the center of a tootsie-pop while hanging.

February 17, 2010 4:41 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

At least no one's suggesting that coconuts migrate yet.


Peppier (pep-ie-aey): The man at fancy restaurants whose sole purpose is to serve you pepper.

February 17, 2010 5:16 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

P.S.

"(P.S. I ABSOLUTELY HATE SANS SERIF FONTS!!!! Because upper-case I and lower-case L both look exactly the same. THE WHOLE POINT OF SERIFS IS TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LETTERS!!!

/pet peeve rant)"

I was reading this and I had to mention that the first thing I thought to myself was isn't the whole point of 'sans' serif to be 'without' serif?

fladsk: Slang for a 'flash desk', used for taking archive quality photos of documents placed on it; often used to copy/distribute notes quickly and discretely.

February 17, 2010 5:30 PM  
Anonymous aSpacemanIAm said...

Guys.. I think we should just be happy that there is comic sans within sight.

Oents: An Ent from the wild forests of barbaric Germania

February 17, 2010 5:53 PM  
Anonymous aSpacemanIAm said...

there is no* comic sans!!
NO COMIC SANS!!
DAMN YOU WORD OMISSION!!

February 17, 2010 5:54 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

::dodges the frying pan and hurtling dragon, all the while nomming her popcorn::

Yeah, I was wondering about that, Spaceman... Comic sans is THE DEVIL!

Coincidentally, I was chatting on a forum and talking about words that auto-corrected, like "alot" became "a lot (two words, not one)." On one forum, apparently "devil" becomes "flower." :D

Resiofix: Whenever you need to get your fix of that deadly drug, resio.

February 17, 2010 6:21 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Sans-serif fonts drive me crazy because, while they may look pretty at times, there are certain letters that are indistinguishable, because without the serifs (the little things on the letters, like the little 'feet' on the lower-case "L" in the font you see when you're typing, or the cross-bars on the upper-case "i"). This is a huge problem for me, because my name starts with an upper-case "i", immediately followed by a lower-case "L" (I-L-I-T-H-I), so EVERYONE gets my name wrong because of it (it's to the point that one of the forums I frequent, I have in my signature, "Ilithi is spelled EYE EL EYE TEE AYCH EYE").

So many times, I feel like Data when Dr. Pulaski is calling him "Dat-ah" instead of "Date-ah."

February 17, 2010 7:12 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

I knew you had an uppercase "i" in your name. :D Why would you use an uppercase "d" in "dragon" without capitalizing "Ilithi?"

But, some people are just stupid. ;p The font I use most often on forums (whenever I bother to change my font) is Courier.

My word is "suffers..." o.o;

February 17, 2010 7:18 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Yeah, you've got it, but I think I've mentioned this before in the shoutbox. But, then, the original P.S. wasn't in response to you.
} : = 8 )

Personally, I like Times New Roman.

Flatio: Er... o.o Captcha is scaring me now...

February 17, 2010 7:34 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

Yeah, I know, I just had to throw in the "people are stupid" comment. :3

That's an interesting word ya got there!

Inanness: the quality of being inane (lacking sense)

February 17, 2010 7:42 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Yay for human stupidity!

} ; = 8 P

So, anyway... I can haz popcorms? *hatchling eyes*

February 17, 2010 7:48 PM  
Blogger Dr. Strangeglove said...

This has... gotten off topic.

February 17, 2010 8:15 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

I cannot... resist... the hatchling eyes! Here, have all of it! ::hands over the popcorn::

There was a topic, Doctor? XD

February 17, 2010 8:17 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Yay! Popcorn! } : = 8 D

*shares it with Diem* ^_^


Immit: The battle-cry of those children who prefer to be "It" in games of tag, hide-and-go-seek, etc.

February 17, 2010 8:54 PM  
Anonymous aSpacemanIAm said...

Seriously guys... where's Snipes? o.O

ahswe: All that manages to escape from your mouth when being killed by a Swedish person.

February 17, 2010 9:22 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Amusingly I figured it was human silliness that prompted the name. I stand corrected.

sayograg: a toast aboard military vessels, wishing their grog a found farewell.

February 17, 2010 9:23 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

And to answer, we have no idea. We wouldn't be acting quite so silly if we had any....this has gotten a bit out of hand though hasn't it. Good, I like utter nonsense and nonsequitors. And to think I've never read Lewis Carroll.

strifyis: syphilis' obscure cousin.

February 17, 2010 9:27 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

NEVER read Lewis Carrol? Not even the Jabberwocky?

"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

peyokin: The brothers you make whenever you smoke peyote in groups.

February 17, 2010 10:21 PM  
Anonymous aSpacemanIAm said...

Diem, that's like if Dr. Seuss and J.R.R Tolkien somehow simultaneously impregnated unwitting hooker... the offspring would write that. That is my theory as to how Lewis Carrol was conceived.

February 17, 2010 10:55 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

What an astute assertation. :3

My word is "spector." o.o;

February 17, 2010 11:15 PM  
Anonymous CelticCat said...

Yep, this is definitely more interesting. I guess I should comment on things more often. I feel less like the only insane one. ^.^

Aggerbear- an African bear with a curved elevation above the atrium of the nose.

(p.s. Why is it that when I try to sign in to google, it just spouts Japanese Katakana at me??? (Curse the fact that I'm not fluent!))

February 18, 2010 8:35 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

Welcome, CelticCat! :D

My favorite line from the Jabberwocky is "The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!"

Prirt: A type of flightless bird about the size of a chicken

February 18, 2010 9:20 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

I have in fact read the Jabberwocky business, and no Celtic, you are not alone. There are quite a lot of us in here.

corind: a tropical fruit who's rind is at its core.

February 19, 2010 1:06 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Wait, there are normal people here?!? *hides behind Diem* o.o;

February 19, 2010 5:51 AM  
Blogger Slade said...

I'm trying to imagine a large dragon hiding behind someone...it isn't coming.

hersofo: compound term used to describe a place of rest. Usually after irking one's significant other.

February 19, 2010 7:14 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Well, I'm not really a very large dragon. I'm only about 5 meters (16.4 feet) from nose to tail-tip (wingspan's twice that). And I didn't say my attempt at hiding would be very effective...

February 19, 2010 8:28 AM  
Anonymous jerico said...

hey just wondering how much longer until you finish the next page?

February 19, 2010 10:18 AM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

Just as soon as you pay for it. ^_^

February 19, 2010 11:43 AM  
Blogger Diem said...

::shoves more popcorn at Ilithi::

Reviv: a spell in certain RPGs that revives a character

February 19, 2010 2:39 PM  
Blogger Ilithi Dragon said...

*OMNOMNOM* } : = 8 D

February 19, 2010 3:25 PM  
Blogger madsniper said...

Hey y'all. Just wanted to stop by and say I LOVE YOU ALL. These last three weeks I got distracted trying to get freelance art jobs. I must have applied to 130 of them. No dice. SIGH. I really really need to make this artist thing work if I'm going to go full time on this comic. ;_; Anyway, thank you for being patient and awesome, and the new page will be up tomorrow.^^

February 21, 2010 12:03 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

Patient and awesome? Is that what you'd call all this mayhem Sniper?

February 21, 2010 1:31 PM  
Blogger Diem said...

Yay, you're not dead! ::glomps Snipes::

February 21, 2010 4:25 PM  

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